Posted by J.S on March 15, 2002 at 16:25:01:
1 A Greek is always happy
2 A Greek curses all the time
3 A Greek is always sucessful with the opposite SEX
4 A Greek lives by the day
5 A Greek is never satisfied
6 A greek never drives sober
7 A Greek doesn't like to work, but wants the money!
8 A Greek never says no to good sex
9 A Greek loves to party
10 A Greek goes to church only when he gets married, dies, X mass, Easter or if he's a priest
If you live by these 10 rules then you're a Greek!
If you want your passport sent ASAP sent your letter of credit signed by 2 Greeks and a picture to your nearest embassy